An uncharacteristically colorless Donald Trump strolled down Grand Avenue in Coconut Grove yesterday, as did the Clintons - she wearing a sign that read "Commander-in-Chief" and he wearing one that read "First Ladies Man." They were joined by the ISIS Capades, FPL Vampires (who were periodically done in by folks carrying solar panels), and people making fun of perhaps Miami's most sacred cow: Art Basel. One group demonstrated that the city is not, despite popular belief, in denial about rising seas, carrying a sign that read: "Learn to Swim."
Castro appeared, as he often does, as part of an anti-Castro group that seemed more protest than comedy until you looked closely at the car and saw the photo pasted on the door of a ruinous building in Havana with a wouldbe tourist saying: "We need to go to Cuba before all the Americans ruin it."
