If you’re one of the 900 some people who purportedly follow me on Twitter you know that I use the site judiciously, posting only when I have something to say that I think is interesting, or to show off a recent publication or photo (which I also hope are interesting). This explains why it took me a decade to get to 1,000 tweets. I gave the milestone tweet – which appears today – even more thought than I gave the 999 that preceded it, and came up with a pastiche that speaks for all of them.
