Hania and I took a walk to the park yesterday evening, a little later than usual. There were about eight people there - most of them young - and about as many dogs. The Jungle Queen appeared around the bend in the river.
"We should moon it," one of the women said to another. "I've always wanted to moon it."
"I can't do that," her friend said. "I'm a mother now."
She thought for a few seconds and said: "I could show them my breasts. I'm breast-feeding."
By then the Jungle Queen had sailed out of sight.
