I wanted to pay belated homage to Wilfred Sheed, who died last month at the age of 80, by quoting my favorite line from one of his novels: "The American male matures only after he's exhausted all other possibilities."
So this morning I googled the line to make sure I remembered it correctly. I got one hit: a story I wrote for the Sports section of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel about a nude cruise held during Super Bowl week in 1995.